from the memoirs of Doggie Young
(ANG GWARDYANG SI PERF): Hello?... Ah yes mam, por a while. Please hang yourself.
Reynalene Untalan: "If the odds are against me, then I will against them."
Inday Badiday asks a starlet about her mother's burial:
Inday: Kumusta ang libing ng nanay mo?
Starlet: Successful naman po.
C.A.T. Officer: "Do you know why I ask you to stand?"
Rody Cornejo:"No, sir." "Ok, why?"
Mr.GIRON: "Baka gusto nyong ibilad ko kayo sa covered courts."
Ms.CEBRERO: Class, I want you to watch sex scenes.
Class: What?! Tits!
Ms.Cebrero: What's wrong? It's a beautiful film starring Bros Welles! (Bruce Willis)
Sa isang examination:
LOUIE: Mam, pwedeng gumamit ng liquid paper?
Ms.Diniega: Ang kulit naman! Sinabi nang pad paper lang eh. Adik!
After the examination:
Ms.Cebrero: Okey, time is up. One, two, three. Come your papers to me!
A reporter interviews Mr.Orencia about the Philippine economy.
Mr.Orencia: Talagang mahirap ang buhay natin ngayon. Pero slow by slow, we will success.
Mr.Mendoza: "Ayoko na ng nadidistorbo turo ko ha..simulan na natin class...In Science..,teka teka teka! Marvin asan napala yung bayad mo sa bola!"
Heard at Mc Do:
Yaya: Ma'm, gusto po ni Aileen ng KIDNEY MEAL!
Ms.Manangbao: What is ur name?
Ms.Manangbao: What is ur old?
Ms.DINIEGA: Okay, form two straight circles and find your height
alphabetically! Bilisan niyo! Adik!
Mrs.BARRETO: Okay class, it's time to go home. Form a line and
pass out slowly.
Mrs.CRUZ: I want you to bring your father and your mother, especially your parents, understood?! Bring them tomorrow in front of me, right here, right now!
Posted in Gate Entrance:
" No ID, Nothing entry. "
Mr.SANTOS: Oy, magdala kayo ng chip ahoy a.
B-3: Ser! may "s" yon...
Mr.SANTOS: A, sorry. Chip ahoys!
Ms.G: Is it raining outside?
Ms.CEBRERO: Not yet. Sprinkle only.
Mr.GIRON: ANU BA TALAGANG GUSTO MO TALAGA, BUNCH O SUPER BUNCH!?
The best talaga High School life ko waaahhhhh
Pogi = upoytao