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    PINOY SIGNS

    Posted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo :
    HOURSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
    (Boy, it must really be hot in there.)

    On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan :
    WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT

    Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
    BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI, BOG-BOG!

    On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay :
    PARKING PEE: P10

    Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City :
    We Almost Have Complete Set of Gym Equipments
    (Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)

    In a supermarket in Baguio :
    FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE

    Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal:
    WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS

    In a bowling center in Congressional:
    PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY

    In a restaurant in Cebu :
    WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL

    On the glass wall of an eatery in Panay Avenue near National Bookstore (but this was a long time ago):
    WANTED: WAITER, CASHIER, WASHIER

    In San Andres, Manila :
    NO URINATION ON THE OVER WALLS

    In a classified ads section:
    WANTED SALESLADY, 20-25 YEARS OLD, PROBABLY SINGLE

    Outside a sari-sari store in front of Green Valley in Baguio :
    NO CRIDET

    In a building in Cubao:
    NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY

    Outside a videoke bar in Pampanga:
    WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE

    The name of a laundry shop in Bo. Kapitolyo in Pasig :
    CINNAVON

    On the gate of a house in Tarlac:
    COLD ICED BUKO 4 SALE

    Posted outside a beauty shop in Laguna:
    WE ALSO DO FULL BODY MESSAGE

    In Tiaong, Quezon:
    ROAN'S CONTRACTION SUPPLIES

    Outside a shoe store in Pangasinan:
    WE SELL IMPORTED ROBBER SHOES

    In a restaurant in Baguio :
    WANTED: BOY WAITRESS


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    Names of Philippine business establishments
    If you still speak some Filipino, you might enjoy the humor; otherwise, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends. The humor gets lost in the translation

    Bread Pitt is a a bakery.

    Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt , Makati

    Caintacky Fried Chicken is a an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.

    Mang Donald's is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.

    Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?

    Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.

    Babalik Karinderia is obvious.

    Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.
    and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown

    Miki Mao is a a noodle house.

    Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.

    Cleopata's is a a manukan and bakahan.

    Goto Heaven is obvious.

    The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house.

    Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati .

    Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue , Mandaluyong.

    Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati .

    Let's Goat-Together is a kambingan-cum-beer garden.

    Meating Place is a a meat shop.

    Meatropolis is a another meat shop.

    Isda best,
    Pusit to the limit,
    and Hipon coming back
    are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.

    Cinna Von is a laundromat.

    Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila .

    The Way We Wear is a boutique.

    Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.

    Goldilooks is a barber shop.

    Bote Nga Sa 'Yo is a used bottle shop.

    Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.

    Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits is a video rental shop in Palawan .

    Leon King is a Video Rental in Las Piñas.

    Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.

    Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.

    Susan's Roses is a flower shop, but of course!

    Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.

    Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).
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    kuha ko lang salamat sa isang joke site

    4 comments:

    janus said...

    it was funny... :D

    upoytao said...

    hahaha heyaa janus!! welkam to my blog!!!

    ruther said...

    parang galing ang mga lines na ito sa libro ni Bob Ong (na ang hinala ko eh taga UP din...hehehehe)

    upoytao said...

    hahaha si bob ong?? grabe nakakatawa yung first book niya classic!