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PINOY SIGNS

Posted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo :
HOURSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED
(Boy, it must really be hot in there.)

On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan :
WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT

Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong:
BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI, BOG-BOG!

On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay :
PARKING PEE: P10

Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City :
We Almost Have Complete Set of Gym Equipments
(Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)

In a supermarket in Baguio :
FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE

Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal:
WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS

In a bowling center in Congressional:
PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY

In a restaurant in Cebu :
WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL

On the glass wall of an eatery in Panay Avenue near National Bookstore (but this was a long time ago):
WANTED: WAITER, CASHIER, WASHIER

In San Andres, Manila :
NO URINATION ON THE OVER WALLS

In a classified ads section:
WANTED SALESLADY, 20-25 YEARS OLD, PROBABLY SINGLE

Outside a sari-sari store in front of Green Valley in Baguio :
NO CRIDET

In a building in Cubao:
NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY

Outside a videoke bar in Pampanga:
WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE

The name of a laundry shop in Bo. Kapitolyo in Pasig :
CINNAVON

On the gate of a house in Tarlac:
COLD ICED BUKO 4 SALE

Posted outside a beauty shop in Laguna:
WE ALSO DO FULL BODY MESSAGE

In Tiaong, Quezon:
ROAN'S CONTRACTION SUPPLIES

Outside a shoe store in Pangasinan:
WE SELL IMPORTED ROBBER SHOES

In a restaurant in Baguio :
WANTED: BOY WAITRESS


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Names of Philippine business establishments
If you still speak some Filipino, you might enjoy the humor; otherwise, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends. The humor gets lost in the translation

Bread Pitt is a a bakery.

Maruya Carey is a a fast-food place selling turon and maruya in Greenbelt , Makati

Caintacky Fried Chicken is a an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.

Mang Donald's is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.

Candies Be Love? Can anything be sweeter than this?

Doris Day and Night is a a 24-hour eatery.

Babalik Karinderia is obvious.

Holland Hopia is owned by Mr. Ho.
and next-door neighbor Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown

Miki Mao is a a noodle house.

Tapsi Turbi is a a tapa house.

Cleopata's is a a manukan and bakahan.

Goto Heaven is obvious.

The Fried of Marikina is a a fried chicken house.

Wrap and Roll is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati .

Pansit ng taga-Malaboni is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue , Mandaluyong.

Side-saki is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati .

Let's Goat-Together is a kambingan-cum-beer garden.

Meating Place is a a meat shop.

Meatropolis is a another meat shop.

Isda best,
Pusit to the limit,
and Hipon coming back
are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.

Cinna Von is a laundromat.

Pier Carding is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila .

The Way We Wear is a boutique.

Curl Up and Dye is a a beauty salon.

Goldilooks is a barber shop.

Bote Nga Sa 'Yo is a used bottle shop.

Goldirocks is a gravel and sand shop.

Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits is a video rental shop in Palawan .

Leon King is a Video Rental in Las Piñas.

Memory Drug is a clone of Mercury Drug.

Petal Attraction is a flower shop near UP Diliman.

Susan's Roses is a flower shop, but of course!

Maid to Order is a maid-placement agency.

Singalong Sing-along is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).
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